Sugar gliders: high IQ marsupials

Have you ever wanted a rat-sized marsupial that has the IQ of your Golden Retriever?  They cost $250 - $800 depending on their color.  The cheapest is the common greys.  People like buying them, because sugar gliders have Dog IQs  in a rat-sized body.  For example, they can translate words like cookie, their name, sit, come here, food, go bathroom.

The K-9 Units can use Sugar Gliders to sniff drugs and bark like a dog!