Friday, August 05, 2011

prosciutto and caramelized onion pizza



So just to confirm we’re all on the same page here – cheese, sweet caramelized onions, and then prosciutto.




Prosciutto and Caramelized Onion Pizza


Adapted from Pioneer Woman


(serves 4)


What You’ll Need:



1 pizza dough (I used TJ’s Whole Wheat – $1.29)


1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil ($.08 at $.08/tablespoon)


1 whole red onion halved and thinly sliced ($.59 at $.59/lb)


1/4 cup brown sugar ($.10 at $.75/lb)


sea salt


1/4 cup asiago or parmesan cheese ($.31 at $4.99/lb)


1 cup grated mozzarella or thinly sliced fresh mozzarella ($1.24 at $4.99/lb)



2-3 oz. prosciutto (about $2.00 for half a 5 oz. package at $3.99)


Instructions


Preheat oven to 500 degrees.


Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a skillet. Add onions and brown sugar and cook for 5-7 minutes, or until onions are cooked and become sort of caramely.


Roll out pizza dough to desired thickness.


Brush dough with olive oil and sprinkle with sea salt and asiago or parmesan cheese. Top with mozzarella and then caramelized onions.


Bake about 15 minutes in the oven at the lowest rack, until crust is golden brown. Remove from oven, top with prosciutto, slice, and prepare to be dazzled.


TOTAL: $5.61 or $1.40 per serving. Serve with a side salad and you’re probably around $1.75 per person.



Nutrition:


430 calories per serving (using TJ’s crust)


17 grams of fat


57 carbs


18 grams protein


4 grams fiber

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Alzheimer cure semi-found thru Cloning

Cloning animals is legal in the United States, yet the South Koreans try to save the elderly having Alzheimers are Parkisons. They've cloned Tegon who can glow in the dark. The new mutations in Tegon can be swapped with any substituted with genes that trigger fatal human diseases. It's been done with somatic cell nuclear transfer technology :P

There are 268 illnesses that humans and dogs have in common.


Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Monday, August 01, 2011

Minneopa

I wasn't able to stay home and watch DirecTV or Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, play Catharine on PS3, and create another facebook event. I had to travel stupid 85 miles to Mankato, Minnesota to see Minnaopa waterfall in 90 degrees Fahrenheit. No one showed up at my Facebook event to get acquaintances I've made to photograph with me (everyone else gets it with this double standard). I assure you that moderate enough to talk what they desire. I am sure my Facebook friends with 400 comrades are talented enough to be chosen so I am jealous of their getting invitations on days like these. I am sure this Brock who say "What the fuck you talking about?" is easily more talented with 750 comrades. So I called him a bitch! Too many of my Facebook friends are real bitches.

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Uneducated Facebook users vote Camaro?

Why is the worst sports car voted the most on facebook ?


Ford Mustang (2) has better handling and is much better rounded than Camaro . Is lowering the bar further good for karma and friends? Yep. The culture is degenerating - proof!