Thursday, March 03, 2011

Dusk delt on Facebook?

Facebook is evil social network that won't give everyone comments. I toned it down a little.

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life is terrible. You know there is something wrong when a person with 850 friends uses TextsfromlastNight for quotes to be commented on.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Are hot women going to stay in CA in its disasterious state?

Currently, the highest percentage of hottest women are in California (with the highest population) I've been wondering where to get a hot girlfriend in the United States. The ones around in Wisconsin are all average / below average in appearance and like Rap music. I'm sure the hottest Californians are moving Eastward to states such as Texas. I have people tell me, the hot ones are always more high-maintenance.

Comrade Sheila Kuehl of Los Angeles wants a single payer healthcare system. If comrades gets their way, Americans and illegals will flee California. Doctors will see less patience was their pay goes down. I miss that old law that requires citizens to mark "the applicant is not a communist action organization or a communist front".

Down in Texas, specifically Dallas, Ft. Worth and Arlington, women in some bars are really great looking (8 and above is the rumor), and you require no degree to flirt with them. I've heard stories they talk to you as soon as 10 minutes. All the hot women enjoy Country down in Texas. None of the rap loving ugly ones like around in Wisconsin, and this has been surveyed at big parties where women of all walks of life would turn up at. I walked around in Wisconsin for 12 years, and I don't seem to remember an excellent quantity of pretty women walking around.

Hardcore fans stop watching anime at around 45!

It took me a while to find someone who knew the exact age, but it seems to start at age 45, and I'm 25 right now. Judging by MyAnimeList, Half my anime is NR-17 so it is great to know that I didn't waste my money on teenage hobbies. Fans now say anime is better then cop dramas, or most tv series or sporting events. Go figure. I don't know if I should believe them, but I know my parents would watch Pawn Stars or American Pickers. My anime collection gets better scores at Internet Movie DataBase. Both are great shows, I give them both an 8 out of 10.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rock Paper Sissors

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fuckin way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you bitch